BREAKING NEWS- FAVRE TO THE JETS

Well, thank God for that. Now, the Mainstream Sports Media have another overrated player and New York sports team to talk about for the next six months that won't be making the playoffs to replace the Yanks and the injured Joba Chamberlain. Pheeeeeee-ew.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Pennant race update:

Red Sox, Yankees both win; remain neck and neck in first and second place in AL East;

Mets lose in Houston; NL East lead shrinks to minus 2 1/2 games pending Sunday night baseball.